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"You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist."
- George in The Café
"Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on."
- George in The Parking Space
"Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?"
- George in The Café
"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs."
- George in The Engagement
"When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."
- George in The Hot Tub
"I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity."
- George in The Pilot
"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."
- George in The Label Maker
"I think she finds my stupidity charming."
- George in The Gymnast
“You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me."
-George in The Lip Reader
"I gotta tell you, I am loving this yada yada thing. I can gloss over my whole life story."
- George, in "The Yada Yada"
"She just took credit for my salad. That's not right."
- George, in "The Big Salad"
The Timeless Art of Seduction
A HatTrick Tribute to
George Costanza
Lord of the idiots
My name is George.
I am unemployed and I live with my parents
Do you ever just get down on your knees & thank God that you know me & you have access to my dimentia?
"I don't return fruit.
Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in."
- Jerry, in "The Ex-Girlfriend"
George is the man for the job
Check out our favorite George moments on UTube
Ordering Procedure
1. When you walk in move immediately to the right
2. Order your soup with no enthusiasm at all
3. Put your money on the counter and move to your left
4. Take your soup and do not give any comments
Order all the soup you want
But be careful or there will be
No Soup For You
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George likes spicy chicken
....the Jimmy
